If you were me...

You would like:

-Dogs that insist on having the leash in their mouths so they can play tug of war while you take them for a walk.
-Polynesian "crack" sauce from Chick fil a
-Men who say a lightning quick prayer over aforementioned chick fil a before plowing into their food because they have been on some sort of weird "Ghandi diet" for the past two days. So man can't survive on cuddling alone?
(Did you taste that polynesian sauce? Because I was about to inject it directly into my veins.)
-Dipping french fries into a chocolate milkshake (preferably of the Wendy's variety)